The Tape Conspiracy

I just wanted provide additional proof to those who continue to doubt the existence of an ongoing, unexplainable conspiracy at my place of employment. The images collected here do not lie. Someone at The Corporation is wrapping office supplies at my desk in tape, both Scotch and duct. This is only happening to me -- I've asked my coworkers. I have a hard time finding the humor in this, if it's a supposed to be joke. What does it mean? Who is doing this to me? Why?

Again.

Assholes. Please see related post. And the other post.

My Scissors Are Being Taped Too

Oh, it's all clear now. No misunderstandings. The agents taping the items around my desk are clearly seeking to frustrate or annoy. The item above was found after lunch, at my desk at the Corporation, a week after the first intrusion. Please see related post.

I Think Someone Is Taping My Calls

After lunch, I came back to my desk at The Corporation to find my phone double-wrapped in duct tape. Was this a prank? Or a misunderstanding of an order, made by agents following me?