In the Catholic tradition, Liborious, the Gallic saint of Good Deaths and Brotherly Peace, is most often invoked peacefully; against gall stones, kidney stones, colic, priapism, hemorrhoids, and fever. Recently, his sainthood and Holy message have been twisted by a cabal of "social ministers", radical ideologues driven mad by urological afflictions. The Libors, as they are sometimes called, are a militant food-hoarding cult with one stated goal: the elimination capitalism and the creation of a socialist "foodstate", where currency is illegal, charity is mandatory and the idle are rewarded. The Libors hope to rule their foodstate (or Pantry) by controlling all that will be left with which to barter: cans of soup, bags of rice, and boxed macaroni. The Pantry was closed the week of Thanksgiving.
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