Disguise Discovered In Bathroom At Coworker's Dinner Party

Barlights

Case Of Warm Milwaukee's Best Light Found In Church's Lost And Found

Portent of Spring Doom

Innovative New Sportswear Fabric Developed By Tae Kwon Do Master

Soo Kim hates to sweat. More specifically, he hates to be seen sweating. He demands respect from his students and doesn't want his authority to be undermined by under-arm pit stains and broad splotches across the back of his dobok. Deodorant and antiperspirant have no effect. Kim has tried meditation. He tried reducing the temperature of his studio to 50 degrees. At the end of every session, Kim was always drenched. So couple years back, Kim partnered with his cousin, Sonny, a Taiwanese textile manufacturer, to develop a specialty fabric that would wick moisture away from his skin. After months of testing, Sunshine Prosperity Textile Manufacturing Co., Inc., announced a new fabric for the green age. Kim no longer sweats in class. The fabric he developed with Sonny keeps him dry, and its special anti-microbial treatment prevents odor at the molecular level. The secret: Kim's tae kwon do uniform is made of human hair. The fine hair of fair children seems to work best. Sonny knows the headmaster of an orphanage -- he gets what he needs for almost nothing. Check out his new storefront, right next to Soo Kim's dojang. Human hair can be spun into thick canvas, light linens, or breathable spandex, whatever you need. Sonny can work with you on the price.

The Dishonest Port-O-Let

It sucked because man I really had to go.

Fashion Hat

Welcome Home Balloon, Trapped On Airport Terminal Ceiling

Will Return Shortly

The Claw Machine has been away. Be back soon.

Windchimes In A Rainstorm Down By The Highway

The house was nearly empty. Jason was leaving town, and there was maybe one load left to haul out to the truck when the rain started falling again in sloppy drops, accompanied by lightning and quiet thunder. It was a kind of storm we never used to see at that time of year -- it was February, and the rain was cold. The highway that can be heard just down the hill is US Interstate 44, which runs from the Missouri / Illinois border on down to Wichita Falls, Texas.