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I Think Someone Is Taping My Calls

After lunch, I came back to my desk at The Corporation to find my phone double-wrapped in duct tape. Was this a prank? Or a misunderstanding of an order, made by agents following me?

Retraction: "Proof" of Afterlife Appears to Have Been Faked

Sharp-eyed readers noted a resemblance between the "ghost" in yesterday's post to Albrecht Dürer's "Coat of Arms With Skull". Further review of the photo in question reveals it to be a shameless fake. An original of the photo has been attained. While the ghostly orb floating through the Outerwear Tent Sale appears to be real, the skull inside the orb is clearly Dürer's. Orbs manifest in photos all the time; their appearance alone is not proof of life after death. The Claw Machine apologizes for any confusion or hope that this may have caused. Any assumptions the reader should make with regards to the existence of an Afterlife are clearly their own.

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Indisputable Proof of Afterlife Discovered at the Outerwear Tent Sale

Inside the Tent at the Outerwear Tent Sale

Pants $4. Coveralls and Coats $6. Socks, thermals, and gloves 3 for 5. The tent is set up on a brownfield site, a former battery factory, next to where the city parks the all the South Side school buses. It's there every Saturday and Sunday, 10 to 4, rain or shine.

Broken Street Lamp Makes Creepy Shadows

It was fixed the next day.

The Gremlin Castle

If another human
comes in the Gremlin
Castle, they will be killed!

Abstract Expressionist Guacamole Bean Dip Dish (Empty)

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